You will need…
to bin that shit and remember that sometimes we have to suffer stuff that doesn’t have cream or meat or sugar or chocolate in it. This is one of those weird veggie dishes that will make you feel good and virtuous long AFTER eating it but won’t do much for you while you prepare it. Under these circumstances probably fair and only right to open a bottle of something chilled and dry to reduce the risk of gagging
3 aubergines
3 garlic cloves, crushed with a teaspoon of salt
1 lemon, juice only
2 tspns of tahini
3 tspns olive oil
black pepper, to taste
chopped flat leaf parsley to garnish
Method
Prick the aubergines with a fork. Grill until the skin is charred and blacked and the flesh feels soft when you press it (this will take approximately 15-20 minutes, turning halfway through cooking)
Crush the garlic with the lemon juice, tahini, olive oil and pepper in a bowl
Cut the aubergines in half and scoop out the flesh. Mix the soft flesh with the remaining ingredients
Place in a serving dish and finish with a drizzle of olive oil and sprinkle the parsley over the top
NB: this is really – seriously – delicious!